Nintendo Review (This is totally serious and unbiased, since I can admit it was very bad!)
Cammie Dunaway come out and starts talking. SHUT UP BITCH! She was annoying and just annoyed the crap out of me.
"As YOU can see I'm not Reggie"
No sh*t Sherlock.
She explains to us her son loves him and she's "cool" for snowboarding. Hey skeez, you ain't cool you freakin' chilly. And chilly ain't never' been cool.
Shawn White comes out and play's his new Wii Snowboard game using the Wii Balance Board. Then Cammie goes to play, and phails. Game looks kinda cool, but not top notch.
Finally Iwata comes out and starts talking about the "Touch Generation" games, and and gamers of the series. Kinda interesting but not for the hardcore games, like myself.
He also says that there is progress in destroying the "normal" gaming way. I'll can agree to a point with that, sure.
Animal Crossing creator (name couldn't be seen in video) come out to talk about the franchise. Leading into the big Animal Crossing: City Folk announcement. Finally, YAY!
He also starts telling us about the different places, such as: Town, City, Stores etc. Also, how players should interact, which looks interesting.
Reggie now comes out, which I was HOPING would be great.
Hardware sales are shown and make people quite happy, and sales were quite good.
Sh*t Cammie comes back, and they talk about GH: On Tour and Spore, which was muy boring. Also, they bringing another GH: DS called On Tour, Decades.
Also, GTA: ChinaTown Wars, is coming to DS this Winter with all GTA gamers want, in a modern town, with a engine just for it.
Reggie comes, and talks of Wii Sports: Resort and it comes with 1 extended jacket and 1 WiiMotion+.
Then Cammie comes and she throw's the disc, in Disc Dog. One of the less interesting games in WS: Resort.
Then Reggie shows of the "JetSki Race" which I personally thought was cool, but didn't impress alot.
After, Sword Fighting in Wii Sports: Resort which actually looked quite awesome. And with WiiMotion+ makes it all in real time.
With a Reggie VS. Cammie match in Swords. Reggie takes Round 1, Reggie let's himself lose in Round 2.
Then Cammie leaves, and Reggie tells us Wii Sports: Resort will be taken place on beaches. Plus, have activities you'd find during a summer vacation.
Then Wii Music is announced showing how to use the drums.
Shigeru Miyamoto comes out, playing improv Saxophone (I play Jazz Sax, so I found that to be awesome)
Then a group show wth Wii Music is shown with a Jazz-ish Super Mario Bros. Theme, kinda cool. But not really catching my eye.
Soon after Reggie and Cammie come out and close the very disappointing, and very lacking conference. If there was no AC: Wii or Wii Sports 2,or Wii Music. They'd be screwed. Very little to "smile" about, sadly.
(Sorry for double posting)
I found this for Cammie. All I can say is: lolz.
